alright, it's 4 in the morning, and i have to vent. some of you might be saying, "crazy girl! it's a school night. why are you awake at such an insane hour?" and i'll tell ya. first, an apology in advance to the male readers who are grossed out by discussions of girl problems: this post mentions period stuff. if you hate it, get out now.
alright, so i was just woken up by the worst cramps of my life. the only way i can think to describe it is if a thousand knives were stabbing your uterus at once and then it decided it wanted to escape by imploding. repeatedly.
so anyway, i wake up with this awfulness, and decide to take an adventure to the bathroom. well, when i get there, we're out of toiletpaper. i wasn't worried because, seeing this event possibly happening in the future, i bought a six-pack of toiletpaper right before the break and put it in my cupboard. i open my cupboard and find the plastic wrapping that held my toiletpaper, but none of the white fluffy squares of goodness. do you know what this means? it means my roommate, over the 3 weeks of christmas break, used 6 rolls of MY toiletpaper. i dunno about you, but i see multiple things wrong with that. why was she here for christmas break? how do you use that much toiletpaper in such a short amount of time? why didn't she go to walmart and buy her own? and most of all... if she doesn't have the guts to talk to me, how does she have the guts to steal my toiletpaper???
i mean, i know my roommates and i don't really talk. we're not friends. but i think i'm a pretty good roommate to have. i'm never in their way. i don't use dishes or make a mess. i clean the toilet regularly. i don't use their stuff. when they do talk to me, i try to make jokes. what i'm saying is... if i had to have a roommate i never saw and didn't like, i'd want it to be me. but not the me that is annoyed right now, because i would probably kill me. especially if i took all my toiletpaper. so what i'm really saying is... i was a respectful roommate before, and now i'm an angry roommate. this couldn't turn out well.
don't get me wrong, i could be overreacting because it's my girl time and i hear that it makes your hormones a leetle bit crazy. but still... if you're not going to be my friend, you can't use all my toiletpaper. end of story.
so yes.. that is my annoyed angry rant of the week. i will also add in that i hate being a girl today, and i will for the next ten terrible days. but hey...
at least we know i'm still fertile! (:
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